I'M STILL ALIVE, BEE-YATCHES!!!!!!!!!
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Dec. 25th, 2006 | 09:41 am
I know it's been awhile since my last post (eleven days, to be exact) but I'm still the two-fisted battler of Claremont and discontinuity, and it's time to get back to work. First off, Claremont is taking the reins of Exiles, meaning I will be taking leave of Exiles. I know what you're saying. "That's not fair. You haven't even read it yet." Bull. I saw the cover and he's bringing in Psylocke, more than likely 616-Psylocke. You know, the character he loved so much he brought her back to life, after having killed her in the first place. And she's wearing the hooker-ninja outfit of the 90's. Claremont sucks. Hard.
Geoff Johns. Oh, Geoff, what are you doing? When you started Teen Titans, it was fresh and entertainingly awesome in every way Awesome Entertainment wasn't. Then One Year Later kicks in, and what do we get. Rehashed Titans storylines from the 80's. A Titans traitor? From the year we didn't see? Having to choose from characters we don't care about? Lame. And with Kid Devil's revelation, we get a rehash of the Raven/Trigon storyline. Ugh. Johns! Originality! Please! P.S. Justice Society of America kicked all the ass Justice League of America were to busy sitting down to get to.
Marvel has finally given us our Civil War fix, but Spencer Carnage has already done a pretty good job of reviewing them. I would put up a link, but I have been unable to make it work on this thing and I refuse to put up a link again until I get it right. Besides, bottom line? Tony's a dick, Speedball's back, the French know how to adventure, and five bucks for the comic equivalent of a cheesy clip show is downright appalling. Oh, and Kingpin is king. Checkmate.
Brian Azzarello makes me happy I own the entire collection of Who's Who. Tales of the Unexpected is worth the price for just the Dr. Thriteen backstory. Just skip over the overly depressing Spectre story.
Just wanted to chime in on things and let everyone know I'm still in it, guns blazin'! Till next time.